Cigarettes

I quit smoking for a while.

I used to love it.

Then, when I quit quitting, smoking gave me panic attacks. Eventually, I smoked through the panic and was able to cure myself. See what a good therapist I am!

Smoking is more likely to cause cancers other than lung cancer --like bladder cancer. If you get bladder cancer, your bladder gets removed most of the time. This means you have to live with a pee bag outside of your body for the rest of your life.

Smoking does make you look cool when you're young, but an increase in age correlates with a decrease in this phenomena. Rather, you look like you've live a hard life -- which is a nice way of saying you look ugly. "Are you tired?" is also a nice way of getting this point across.

Cigarettes are very expensive, but I feel like its worth it. I'm not sure why.

Most of the conversations I've had over a cigarette have been better than the ones I've had without one.