Eyes

I do not believe the eyes are the windows to the soul. Men who say this often wear ridiculous jewelry, like necklaces made out of puka shells and beaded hemp bracelets.

If I had to choose between blind or deaf, I would choose blind. I wouldn't want to sound like Geri from Facts of Life and, besides, I like music. On the other hand, if you're blind, you don't have to watch yourself age. Also, you can wear fun glasses and people would say you have "pizzazz".

Ever hear about that guy who blinded his gf with lye? She forgave him and they are currently married. After they were married, he cheated on her. That's messed up.

I love brown eyes because they look better with red lipstick. When you have blue eyes and wear dark lipstick, you look like a Russian gymnast.

Why can't you touch a seeing eye dog? I know they are working, but people distract me while I'm working all the time.